Humans are cursed to wander this Earth, fruitlessly searching for meaning where there often is none. But for our most pressing questions, we turn to the porcine stars. Much like with tea leaves, we can prognosticate your future with the help of nature’s greatest meat product: Bacon.

Do you wonder what your Bacon consumption says about you? Let astrology assist you in making sense of all your cured meat preferences.

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