THIS IS A SCRATCH & DENT CLEARANCE ITEM!
Scratch & Dent Clearance items are retail items that have been damaged during the handling process and can no longer be sold at full retail price. Stock changes often, and quantities are extremely limited…so if you see something you like grab it before they're gone!!
ITEM DAMAGED NOTED: Cardboard box is ripped, bent and/or crushed.
You've always been a lover of bacon. Well, now you can be a bacon lover with baconlube, the world's first bacon-flavored massage oil and personal lubricant. No more horrifying bedroom experiments with bacon grease or 3rd degree skillet massage burns.
FACT - People are passionate about bacon. According to a recent survey of Canadians by Maple Leaf Foods, Canadas market leader in the bacon category, when asked to choose between bacon and sex, more than four in 10 (43%) chose bacon. Thanks to baconlube, Canadians will never have to choose between two of life's greatest pleasures again. So you're welcome Canada, youre welcome - weve got your back.
J&Ds baconlube is water-based, proudly Made in America and is the gold standard of meat flavored massage oils. We only made a very small quantity of this pork flavored nectar and it's available while supplies last.
Just Keep It Sizzlin' with baconlube. They'll be bacon for more.
P.S. It's vegan-safe, making this the perfect gift for the vegetarian in your life.
One Bottle (2 oz). DAMAGED BOX.
Vegetarian and Vegan safe!